Andrew Schulz

Andrew Schulz

An American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster

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July, 2025

They'll DM me and be like "you see what your boy is doing? you voted for this". I'm like I voted for none of this, he's doing the exact opposite of everything I voted for. I want him to stop the war, he's funding them. I want him to shrink spending, reduce the budget, he's increasing it. It's like everything he said he's gonna do, except sending immigrants back, and now he's even flip-flopped on that.

Flagrant Podcast


Notes:

Trump had a long history of lying before the elections.

Just Stupid
April, 2025

You know, when I was younger, like Democrats were cool. They were getting their dick sucked in the office. They were like supportive of like hip-hop music. They said "do whatever you want. Like we don't want to be in your bedroom". They were cool with gay people. Like it was cool to be a Democrat. Now conservatives got three baby mama. The President got three baby mamas. He's getting pussy left and right. He's cool. He's the one saying "say whatever you want". So now conservatives have become Democrats. So I don't think I've changed. I just like the dudes that get pussy and say whatever they want. So you want me to be a Democrat again? Get pussy and tell me to say whatever I want.

Triggernometry Podcast


Notes:

That's a very stupid way to vote. Kids, don't follow him.

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